My porch light attracts some strange creatures. Occasionally when I come home late at night there is a bug quite similar to the one pictured, except slightly larger, who has seen fit to terrorize me by attaching himself to my screendoor. When I see him, I dig into my glovebox, pull out my flashlight, and go inside through a different door. Before I left on my trip I described him to a couple friends and they laughed because I was afraid of a bug.
I was reading Discover
magazine whilst on my trip and found his picture inside. What I saw made me even more afraid. His name is George W. Bush
! He is a slime mold beetle. What a fitting name
. My friends aren't laughing now. They know a visit by Slimy George W. Bush, in either form, would be an act of terrorism.
posted by Cyndy