Slimy George

My porch light attracts some strange creatures. Occasionally when I come home late at night there is a bug quite similar to the one pictured, except slightly larger, who has seen fit to terrorize me by attaching himself to my screendoor. When I see him, I dig into my glovebox, pull out my flashlight, and go inside through a different door. Before I left on my trip I described him to a couple friends and they laughed because I was afraid of a bug.

I was reading Discover magazine whilst on my trip and found his picture inside. What I saw made me even more afraid. His name is George W. Bush! He is a slime mold beetle. What a fitting name. My friends aren't laughing now. They know a visit by Slimy George W. Bush, in either form, would be an act of terrorism. posted by Cyndy | link | | |
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